My Obession with Food

Some people are addicted to cigarettes, drugs, tv shows, etc. My addiction is food. Terrible. I am consumed by it. Always wondering what my next decadent meal will be before I have even finished my current meal. It's really pathetic. Even worse I don't crave good food, I crave bad food. Lucky Charms, Filets covered in butter, Au Gratin potatoes with Gruyere cheese and heavy cream, Artichoke Spinach Dip... well you get the idea.

To futher illustrate my point my twitter name is HoustonFoodie, I must read 20 food blogs, I subscribe to every single cooking or food magazine and I live for the Food Network. When did I become this way?? I used to be a thin, broke college student who just ate to live. Now my age has increased as well as my pants size. Sometimes, ok I am lying, every time I step on the scale I pray to the weight fairy to make the number go down. I do what I call the Scale Dance. Has to be early in the morning before you have consumed anything, have to have gone to the bathroom and of course be completely naked. I know scary thought. The number is continually going up.

Which is why I am freaking out. Summer is around the corner and Cion and I are going to Florida for a week. What can I do to drop 40lbs in 2 months? I can't afford lipo and besides I heard you only lose like maybe 5lbs and it comes back in odd places. So anyone out there have a lazy, food addict diet I can do?